Cube life is remarkably boring. It's really the little things that carry us through - the random conversations, the odd overheard remarks, the random misspellings and grammatical errors. So...yeah.
Also, I really do enjoy the people I work with - these are just funny.
Quotables:
In response to the brand of toothpaste I use and my toothpaste policies (p.s. I don't share toothpaste): You are living life absolutely wrong. Just...wrong. I can't believe you use Crest.
A note on an unmarked sandwich in fridge: I accidentally took a bite out of your sandwich before realizing it wasn’t mine…come see me and I’ll buy you lunch! (I loved this note! I almost wished that was my sandwich)
After someone explained to me the origin of the words “Baller” and “Ballin’” (a totally unsolicited explanation), another guy piped up: “Yeah, back in high school I tried to use the word ‘Spherein’’ and make it a thing, but sadly it never really caught on…you know, Sphereing, because a ball is a sphere.”
Dropping a frozen dinner on a table (made a huge thud): “Doesn’t it sound delicious?!”
3 of us talking, other person jumps in:
M: “I’m going to have to dock one of your reviews if I hear her talking about an ‘unfinished product.’
Us: “What?”
M: “I heard the words unfinished something coming from over here…”
Us: “Oh. Well that was probably in regards to the paper snowflake. I’m trying to get him to make a paper snowflake, but he won’t. He punched it with a pen and then threw his unfinished product in the trash.”
M (to snowflake offender): “Oh, well, that’s still going on your review. For an unfinished snowflake. I "fired" you yesterday – didn’t you learn anything?!?” (His computer had stopped working the day before - she claims it's because she "secretly fired" him :) )
Someone over the cube wall to a passerby: Did you see me looking for you? I was like a little groundhog, popping up.
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